- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

non poop

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Chuck Norris Dies.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

7+5=12

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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