jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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