- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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