How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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black chicken. kfc

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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