what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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