A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

whats white and sticky glue

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Knock, Knock Who's There

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Have you ever heard of a goose?

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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