What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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