- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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