- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Jack Stevens

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Anthony sucks

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Good afternoon.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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