- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

A American seeking into mexico

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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