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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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