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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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