- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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