Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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