- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Male leadership.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

the redsox

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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