- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

what's the difference between a duck?

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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