- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

A Serbian Film

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

LO AND BEHOLD!

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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