Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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