What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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21 Ways to Annoy Everybody 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would. 4) Act like a hillbilly. Period. 5) Improvise Italian operas. 6) Gossip about someone to their face. 7) Answer every question with a question. 8) Repeat yourself constantly. 9) Act like a member of the opposite sex. 10) Repeat yourself constantly. 11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons. 12) Repeat yourself constantly. 13) Change what you repeat every now and then. 14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks. 15) Change what you repeat every now and then. 16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else. 17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries. 18) Change what you repeat every now and then. 19) One word: Caffeine. 20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar. 21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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woman's rights

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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