- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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