Homo say what?

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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