- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Roses are flowers.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Chlamydia

guess what what that wasnt it

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Boxing on Boxing Day

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