What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

hiya

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