You were born.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

This is my favorite antijoke.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Prostitution is bad.......

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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