- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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