What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A American seeking into mexico

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

black people

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

i found waldo.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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