- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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