- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

._____________________. Whale!

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What's your blood type? Red.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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