- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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