What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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