- Anti Joke

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex