why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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