- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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