Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Women's rights

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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