- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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