i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

nolan is gay

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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