- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

a black guy walks into a black bar

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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