- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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