If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Anti Joke

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