- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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