yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Women's rights

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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