What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Hello penis

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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