- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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