- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Screw it you write the joke.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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