Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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How you know when dislextic

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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