- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Guess what? You guessed it.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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