- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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