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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

don't just stand there

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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