Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Connor is homosexuaI

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

aodhan hearty

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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