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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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