- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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