why did the zebra cross the road?

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

nolan is gay

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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