So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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