- Anti Joke

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.