How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Blake wilkeys hair style

chinga tue madre Ryan

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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