drew edminstin is a rat

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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black chicken. kfc

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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sfdg

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Anti Joke

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