- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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