why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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hi joshua

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Penis-biter

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Women's Rights

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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