what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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George W. Bush

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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