What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

your no better than a cockroach

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Guess what? You guessed it.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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