What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

a black man did not eat chicken.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

I have a horse.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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