- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

i found waldo.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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