- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

I have a horse.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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