A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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this site is an antijoke

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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