why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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VITAMIN C!

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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