- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

What comes after 23? 24.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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