You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

8=> >->-o

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Mahmy

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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