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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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