- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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