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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

i like men but im not gay

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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