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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

How would you rule?

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

I don't get it

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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