- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

How would you rule?

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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