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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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