whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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I'm rick james bitch

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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