- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

whats worse than school? Summer school

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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