- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Hi

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Abortion.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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