- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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