- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Know what's funny? Jokes.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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