- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

tea with milk?

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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