- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Women's rights

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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