why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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