John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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HOLY COW!

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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