It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

My Boyfriend

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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