- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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