- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

okay so theres this guy.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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