What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Whats the difference between a frog?

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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