Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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