- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

women's rights

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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